What I want
I’m a few days behind. This weekend was crazy!
I want my backyard to look like this.
Let’s be reasonable. That ain’t happening. Not a snowball’s chance in Hell. A girl can dream right?
In all honesty, I’d be happy with this.
See that? That’s a garden without weeds. That’s a garden that hasn’t been decimated by bunny rabbits. I could have that, but don’t. Stupid rabbits. Stupid weeds. Stupid me for not trying as hard as I should.
There’s also probably a metaphor here for weeds, and the way they mess up beautiful things, and get in the way. And how some people have different definitions of what a weed is. That’s a discussion for another time.